Creeker Vasectomy

Creeker Vasectomy

Bob the Creeker guy goes to the doctor, because his wife
can't stand to have any more kids.
He asks the doctor to make it so he can't get her pregnant.
the doctor says "you need a vasectomy".
The doctor is just about to explain what a vasectomy is,
but stops all of a sudden and says,
"By the way, do you happen to live out Beaver Creek?"
"Yeah" says Bob.
OK, says the doctor.. I need you to get the biggest
firecracker you can find, an M-80 or a seal bomb,
and light it, drop it into a coke can and hold it to
your ear while counting to 10. That will fix you for sure"
Bob thinks for a moment, as this is an odd request.
"I think I'll get a second opinion".

So Bob goes to another doctor in town and asks to have a vasectomy.
The new doctor is about to explain how to go about getting one, but
stops short and says "Sir, do you happen to live out Beaver Creek?
Bob says " Why yes, I do.."
"Well then", says the doctor "I need you to get the biggest
firecracker you can find, an M-80 or a seal bomb, and light it,
drop it into a coke can and hold it to your ear while counting to 10.
That will solve all you're problems."

So Bob goes home to the Creek, Tells his wife about the solution,
and gets the biggest darn firecracker he can find, lights it,
then drops it into a coke can held up to his ear...
Bobs starts counting,
"One...Two...Three...Four...Five..."
Bob then places the can between his legs and starts to count
the fingers on his other hand,
"Six...Seven...Eight..."
KABOOM!!!